Chickenlump's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bedtime.]

Liquified! Nullified! Blandtastic!

Truly a great work of flash this is! A blank slate, followed by furniture liquidly popping up out of nowhere, then a human character enters, becomes somehow incapacitated, and it wraps it all up with a tiny little proverbette!

pHanta Stick!

[RE5: Public Assembly]

Definite Accuracy, Indeed.

The game takes place in Africa! Isn't obvious that the majority of people in such and area would have darkened skin? Would it be more appropriate to kill a great heap of white zombies...in Africa? Seriously, they don't think over the controversey.

[If Trees Could Speak]

Tile's a Quite Memorable Thing.

I understand this sort of historical autobiography completely. Ah, the function of the many traumatic and prominent events that have accosted our minds ever since the day they occurred...the way they shape our everyday lives...

It's magical, I tell you.

[It's a Sign!]

This Must Have Accidentally Not True.

You don't see a lot of flashes that star one of the most prominent symbols of Newgrounds, Angryfaic, as the most prominant protagonist! I find this sort of Mayflower Compact-like agreement original and refreshing, like cool and crisp Sierra Mist!

Castle-conquering caped crusader kills congruently copulated compadre cohesively! Corn on the cob! Cokehead!

[Badass Dora!]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!

...HAHA.

I'm terribly sorry. Caps lock isn't usually my style.

[If You Were Gay, Roy]

Bloodthirst and whatnot.

This flash animation requires more use of high-damage using missile launchers and less faces with sideway "3"s for mouths.

Nami-Tsuki responds:

There was only one o3o face to my memory.

[The Real Legend 3]

Entertainment.

Flash-making software that allows many perservering artists to exploit the unsatisfactory sense-making skills of certain Nintendo Entertainment System-related games is what all true warriors strive for.

I'M GONNA BE A STAR!

[Meet the Spy]

Gordon Freeman, Eat Your Heart Out!

...and then accidentally shoot Alyx in the head. Bingo time for all time without a rhyme! Wait...

[Such is Life...]

It's Like it Actually Happened!

That's what I call the murderous life of a chlorophyll-manufacturing asexual sun-drinking organism!

[Left 4 Speed]

This Happened?

Lousy, grey-haired war veteran! You're supposed to turn the safety on before throwing your firearm on the ground in anger! Blue-bearded, bonanza breaking bazooka bearer!