Chickenlump's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[J's Grassland 1]

Hey guys! Hey! Hey fellas!

I did the same thing(s) to my friends and they just stabbed me with a sharp blade a few times and locked me in the cellar. After the cops arrived they just kept on cursing at me and saying how ghey i was. We're seriously thinking about renewing our vows.

Forkskins be praised.

[Weird Al's Best]

Orgasmic!

Imagine having some weird and orgasmic experience that has something to do with hardware tools! I believe my friend has an uncle that lives in the junkyard and has continuous experiences like that continuously! Wackity shmackity dee! (lolz that was uncalled for!) Behold the power of the new and improved wink emote!! !)

[O-two]

Underfigurative!

Well...it's kind of figureatively how the lungs work. I wonder how plants would be able to give oxygen their eyes back. How many days would it take to reeyeballate(??) all of those CO2s?

[Forehead Shavecut]

Twelve?

zero things come from helping the poor. Four legged cat fiend enjoiz fagel mappingizing to the richies. Richy Rich murdered for salad eating on Tuesday. Glue bottle used to rape several county commisioneers. Asshole stephens is used to make tacky wacky fork holders. That's how Bill Clinton works. Astaroth kilts Soul Edge with his anus due to tragic liver failure on the asinine folkor. Balshinneeringismic flabberghastrictationism dddkdkdkdk deekay. Forlorn watchman sets out on journey for herpes man. Herpis symplex version one. All afternoon. All death rays.

[Rise of Alfred]

Hgghoooooo Hgghhhaaaaa (darth vader)

I put a 9 for interactivity because, first of all, it has a play button. Now that's all the interactivity I need for a flash animation! I'm just about tired of those looping videos(unless it's TheWeebl). Plus, Alfred asks you to sing along in this submission! Can't get more respectively undregestiably flabbergastricationed than that misviewificative understatementatious overrealitanatory flimbignant ulcer-inducifying banana death ray holy cow flattener fork spoon halfway house hen hizzy world of warcraft warlock ten thousand shadow bolt crit firy kacklebout peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat alabasteration...

emily-youcis responds:

he did not ask you to sing - he make you sing - or else HE PURGE YOU!!!

[Cucumbers]

That is on point.

Bognor Regis...Bognor Regis...Organs in Mains...Dang, i swear i've been there before! it's right in the back room of my memory! Plus, that's an interesting way to plant cucumbers. I tried that and they just yelled at me and called me a libido. cucumbers are just little foul-mouths, and deserve to be phallicized by pandas!

[Magical Trevor]

Buuuuuhhhhhh...Duh!

Well i must say, i would love to express my feelings for this flash animation using all 4,096 character spaces available in this message, but the police gets here in about 5 minutes, so i have to make this brief.

Ahem...Great job, Jerome. I'm sure Zeus is up there talking to Ares about how great this publication was...aaaaaand i still have about 3,739 characters left about here...hmmm...oh! wait, they're here! No, please, don't take me to the nuthouse! I didn't mean to strangle her! I thought she was a giant bottle of squeeze cheese! Noodlddklafbnklemc, m.n mk;c/zfnekm :<?aDVX (BRB)