Chickenlump's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Candy]

Hurts My Eyes, Johnny Boy

Listen here, Johnny-Boy, this looks like a good ol' fashioned case of overusing the dodge tool.

XxThumbsuckerxX responds:

I dunno who johnny is but I didn't use the dodge tool once. I dont believe in it.
I use actual colors. Thanks though fucktard.

[goofer the gravemonster!]

Looks Like Whalestrom's Got Some Competition

...Maybe.

jouste responds:

you bet dude.

when those two badasses clash it will sure get messy D:. thanks for the highscore and the review!

*hihgfives*

[Aquarius and Cancer]

Good Sir.

I have a great deal of respect for art such as this. What captures my interest the most is the tones and shades of the water. It really seems to shine, and the clouds have that essential "spacious" quality to them.

However, let me tell you something I think you already know.

You would've gotten a lot more views if you used the woman in the thumbnail instead.

BiggCaZv2 responds:

With all the attention I got from other pieces here that were front paged, I can do without. Besides, it leaves room for more interested folk willing to give it a chance.

[whalestrom!]

I Say.

If we had more anti-heroes like Whalestrom, we wouldn't need all these mamby-pamby humanoid superheroes. We would see half-man/half-whales ripping the shiznat out of seaside cities and, perhaps, other undersea baddies. That would be awesome.

...That would be awesome.

jouste responds:

that indeed would be awesome... you have very awesome descriptions as well

*slo-mo highfives*

[Undead Führer]

Hoo-Rah

That'll show Earth and all who inhabit it who's boss.

TheShadling responds:

Haha yeah!!

[Roller Babe]

Wearing Clothing Like That...

...Would probably get her kicked out of approximately 98 percent of all roller rinks in the country.

lockebelmont responds:

You're totally right, but i'm sure there is somewhere she can just roam around and tease.

[Homonid en Repose]

Well, There's Your Problem

Alien Hominid doesn't like fruit. Or women. Or animals. Or clothing. Or finery. Or linens. Or paintings.

sucho responds:

but he sure likes blasting fruit. And women. And animals. And clothing. And finery. And linens. And paintings.

[Chocola & Vanilla]

Hmph.

I don't actually like the process of naming a character based on the color of their skin and/or accessories, mostly because hair and skin color are things that can easily be changed and/or removed over time.

I know that it wasn't you who made the characters, but you can go ahead and relay that message to whomever did.

suwako responds:

okay, fair enough. i'm afraid i can't tell sayori though because my japanese is at beginner level :3

[Darkness]

Ladies and Gentlemen...

The first time any man has attempted to eat his own knee! Now on DVD and VHS!

ornery responds:

and betamax!

[NG TV inc.]

Broadcasting High-Quality Newgrounds Flash...

All flash, all the time. NGTV.

Havegum responds:

Also live streaming event cams from time to time!