Chickenlump's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Homonid en Repose]

Well, There's Your Problem

Alien Hominid doesn't like fruit. Or women. Or animals. Or clothing. Or finery. Or linens. Or paintings.

sucho responds:

but he sure likes blasting fruit. And women. And animals. And clothing. And finery. And linens. And paintings.

[Darkness]

Ladies and Gentlemen...

The first time any man has attempted to eat his own knee! Now on DVD and VHS!

ornery responds:

and betamax!

[NG TV inc.]

Broadcasting High-Quality Newgrounds Flash...

All flash, all the time. NGTV.

Havegum responds:

Also live streaming event cams from time to time!

[Ivory]

What A Lovely Conundrum

If only you'd scanned it. Then I could enjoy its delicious colours and qualities to the maximum, and promote this review to a full ten.

UnderARock responds:

I wish I could its way too big to scan :\

[earthbound is just another gay]

The Silver Potato

Ah, you know, these people, they go to sleep...

They think everything's fine, everything's good...

They wake up the next day and they're on fire.

Horsenwelles responds:

i prefer rust as a topping personally

[THAT KID LIKES HENTAI!]

Those Lousy Parasites

Feeding off of our children like rabid wolverines in a meat grinder.

Oh, wait. No, I'm talking about cannibals.

These guys are bad too, though.

Horsenwelles responds:

pumping fluids on thier gritty fingers over a piece of drawn over-pondered materials

WE MUST STOP THEM

[gone fishing]

Oh Dear.

He's gonna eat for weeks!

Horsenwelles responds:

i wish i knew which one myself :O

[Multiple Persona]

Oh, the Places You'll Show

That's one malicious swiss cake roll.

Iconock responds:

Hm, both delicious and deserving. Good point, good sirah.

[Venus Humantrap]

...And now, a line from Little Shop of Horrors!

"Does this look inanimate to you, punk?!

pzUH responds:

i know nothing bout Little Shop of Horrors.......