Chickenlump's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Doctor's Visit]

It's Like Nothing I've Ever Seen

...And that's not saying enough, so I have to say something else to fully punctuate my point. First off, it was like several of your "Cyanide and Happiness" cartoons tied into one. Secondarily, It's the best thing that I've ever seen, which is like nothing I've ever seen in my life, which makes it the best movie I've ever seen in my life. I salute ye.

[The Hard Way]

This is, Possibly, the Best Thing Ever.

...However, that's not exactly a "for sure" type of comment. We'll determine that statement's officiality once I see some more material. Not a bad start, though!

[: A Woman's Deceit :]

you tell it foamy! :D

He's right. We have to sop hiding who we are.

[:: Achievements ::]

Accurate and Truthful

I find this flash animation interestingly on-point and deviously honest. Thanks to this, I will no longer waste my time trying to gain access to the most obscure achievements on all of my favorite Xbox games. For instance, I shall not try to locate the "Peng Treasure." Seriously, what is that supposed to be?

[$eG@]

Viva La Revolucion!

All in good name to support my great superboficial red communist nation for the people by the people! No, serioiusly, it was good.

[Break.]

This Review just Accidentally Your Flash.

I can almost see some sort of 3-D shape within that pink chair-rabbit-hare-hair-stickfigure-ba nana being right over yonder there mosey!

[Don't Worry, Son]

(Cleverly planned out review header).exe

Possible review #1: The REAL elephant man?

Possible review #2: Well, I guess that beats being hung like a horse.

Possible review #3: I thought purple sweat pants were out of style.

Possible review #4: No, I must continue the so-called legacy.

Possible review #3: That was weird! You shouldn't make such creepy flashes! (removed for user rights violation)

Possible review # the Final one: Soup?

Possible review # the REAL last one: I see snooping usually.

[Narwhals]

You Call This Organic?

I understand your fanaticism, but seriously, many of your music videos seem unhealthily obsessive at best. Owls, dessert rolls, pork, lemons, waffles, tamales, and now narwhals? Indecent and ineptified. Catchy, though.

[Its a Tank!]

The Miracle of Life - Part IX - Robotic Placentas

Wow! I've never seen anything on Newgrounds that was presented in GLORIOUS live action cinema! Good work, lads!

If this is how you get Newgrounds tank awards, I'd hate to see how you get the tankmen figurines!

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[How to make Freeze Pops!]

You Call This Organic?

That's not fruit juice!

...It's V8. Try new V8 ice pops, coming soon to a theatre-related concessions stand near your physical being!