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That's Pretty Good

...But mine's better.

The Scorpiwhale/Whalepion

The only way this could be more awesome is if this monstrosity had tits and was on fire.

Looks Like Whalestrom's Got Some Competition

...Maybe.

jouste responds:

you bet dude.

when those two badasses clash it will sure get messy D:. thanks for the highscore and the review!

*hihgfives*

Excellence Wrapped in a Colorful Cloth

The real reason that this is allowed on the Art Portal despite its rank as a photograph is because it took some actual effort. The reason Newgrounds disallowed most photography was because it would allow many people with no actual artistic skill to just take pictures of their dorm and/or basement and flooding the portal with an endless parade of iffy shots. This picture is not iffy in the least. It has balance, meaning, theme, and clearly took some careful preparation. Plus, it pays homage to the great and powerful Newgrounds icons.

...Say, why do we idolize Pico anyway?

Good Sir.

I have a great deal of respect for art such as this. What captures my interest the most is the tones and shades of the water. It really seems to shine, and the clouds have that essential "spacious" quality to them.

However, let me tell you something I think you already know.

You would've gotten a lot more views if you used the woman in the thumbnail instead.

BiggCaZv2 responds:

With all the attention I got from other pieces here that were front paged, I can do without. Besides, it leaves room for more interested folk willing to give it a chance.

I Say.

If we had more anti-heroes like Whalestrom, we wouldn't need all these mamby-pamby humanoid superheroes. We would see half-man/half-whales ripping the shiznat out of seaside cities and, perhaps, other undersea baddies. That would be awesome.

...That would be awesome.

jouste responds:

that indeed would be awesome... you have very awesome descriptions as well

*slo-mo highfives*

Cream Gravy!

One thing I always admire about your compositions is the enigmatic feeling of motion, the obvious and very cleanly rendered lines all pushing in such a way that it guides a viewer's attention. Your style also possesses a very fluid and liquid-like quality to it, and I am truly envious of it.

However, everyone knows that disguising your Spy as a Heavy is a very bad idea. Minus one.

Hooooo-wee!

Cream gravy!

There is a Reason This is so Popular

...Can you guess what it is?

What a Wad of Whimsy

That'll show the haters of gay pride who's boss.

Building a better breadbox.

Age 31, Male

Destroying property.

North Dethro Killoversity.

Mars

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