Chickenlump's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Persecution]

LENS FLARE!

Oh no! Those terrible outdoor activities are coming to get you!

[Why Have a Lone Face?]

Hey there, horsey.

Why the short face?

[Justin Bieber cover]

I Couldn't Bieber More Impressed

Listen here, guys, we shouldn't hate Justin Bieber just because he's popular.

If anything, we should hate his fanbase for being a bunch of airheaded pedophiles.

Bullsik responds:

Hahaha!
Thanks.

[Lollermeister]

That's Right, Kids!

Come on down and see the abbreviation that's shockin' the nation!

execoot responds:

It's completely harmless!

[Sonic drowns]

Finally

I thought he would never lose that last life.

[Ereczione Evanski]

Oh.

...Is it me?

execoot responds:

Well... no.

[KKfOS vs AotKT]

A War Between B-Movie Cult Classics?

Why, such antics would be frowned upon by the National Film Association of America.

Just throwin' that out there.

Sorry about showing up late.

[war is hell]

Marvelous

It's quite a visually pleasing piece, with a gentle touch of outlandish humor. Swell job, good sir.

dommi-fresh responds:

spiffing!

[Travelling Vendor]

A Common Theme Amongst Fantasy Genres

...That is, the notion that, even though their technology is supposedly far behind our own, they can still accomplish much more extreme feats. Here, we see something that looks akin to a portable mall. Couldn't ask for more than that.

My props to the artist. Lovely atmosphere, silly and enjoyable concept, and delightfully fitting color schemes. Bravo.

tap5y responds:

why thank you very much!

[Candy]

Hurts My Eyes, Johnny Boy

Listen here, Johnny-Boy, this looks like a good ol' fashioned case of overusing the dodge tool.

XxThumbsuckerxX responds:

I dunno who johnny is but I didn't use the dodge tool once. I dont believe in it.
I use actual colors. Thanks though fucktard.