Chickenlump's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Systems doodles]

Perfect!

Now, when I play Crysis, there will be less lag.

[Still Life: Boxes and Fruit]

Sure, you can put fruit on boxes...

...But the real challenge is getting the fruit in the boxes.

[oil pirates]

Oil Pirates?

Sounds like the type of people BP would be hiring.

[BLEEEUURGH]

I Would Try To Vomit Back

But my lips hurt when I do.
My lips hurt when I do.

SpamClamberton responds:

My lips hurt when I smile.
my lips hurt when I smile.

[Dwagon]

Dosh

And I suppose you'ww kiww this dwagon with youw swowd, wight?

Zemeh responds:

The dwagon will be the victor in this great battle.

[Bekaming Elektronik Supersonik]

I Say

What is that yellow caddy-wompas hanging from Silverman's nose?

execoot responds:

An ultra-small, low-power windshield wiper for hygienic purposes.

[LURV BEN]

LOLOLOLOLL

pepl who buy potosohp r wsating there tim n muny ms paynt is awsum

[The Gay Brothers]

Homosexuality? Roleplaying? Incest?

Yes, yes, yes.

This will do nicely.

[Mickey the Dick (Fanart)]

Ah, crap.

I was thinking of making some fanart for that series. Now it's not worth it.

CONGER ANTS (congrats).

[Headshot]

Penises.

You were thinking about penises.